1 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,680 The coffee in this place is garbage. 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,760 And if you bring your own, it's not really your own. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,680 So, I had to make a plan. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,080 I do have to disguise the sound, 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,600 but if I have to make a fool of myself 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,960 to get a decent cup of coffee, so be it. 7 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,200 Oh, also, Flip knows. 8 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,880 Shut up, Kayle. 9 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,360 -Numbers are looking good. -Yup, looking good. 10 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,720 -Keep up the good work. -Thank you. 11 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,920 Take a photo, it'll last longer. 12 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,360 -True, pal. -Not really. 13 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,320 -What happened, buddy? -I beat up Dricus du Plessis. 14 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,800 None of your business. 15 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,960 Shoot. 16 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,880 What? 17 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,040 Oh, my word. 18 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,280 It's days like these... 19 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,480 that I love selling polony. 20 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,600 Morning, Auntie! 21 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,520 Jouba! Is work scarce, or are you scarcely working? 22 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,480 Uh-oh! 23 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,920 Who did you upset? Look at you. 24 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,160 What does the other guy look like? Is he still alive? 25 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,360 Kayle, give him those big sunglasses. He's got a massive shiner. 26 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,960 Massive. 27 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,280 Did you two dance? 28 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,680 Jeez! 29 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,800 You hit him in the face and didn't call me to watch. 30 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,280 Flip, can we talk? 31 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,200 You talk with your fists, you dark horse. 32 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,640 Tjaart, almost never loses a fight. 33 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,360 Do you see this, people? 34 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,000 This is how men sort things out. 35 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,760 It's primal. It's beautiful. I can smell it. 36 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,920 And it's clear that neither of you caved in. 37 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,480 Because a real man never caves in. 38 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,440 Come on, guys. A round of applause for the real men left in this world. 39 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,440 Wow! 40 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,040 Guys, my office, now. I want to hear everything. 41 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,640 Make a tunnel, Emma. 42 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,440 The last time I was in a fight, I was in high school. 43 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,640 I got into one fight. I got into one little fight 44 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,240 and my mom... She got scared and she said, 45 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,320 "You're moving to your auntie and uncle in Klerksdorp, 46 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,280 and we're moving to Australia." 47 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,480 So why do you think they fought? 48 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,560 Probably money. 49 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,280 Maybe it's a gay thing. 50 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,560 Like what? 51 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,120 I don't know. Something gay. 52 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,280 Is the kettle on? 53 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,040 -Is that nice writing paper? -Oh, no. It's-- 54 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,080 It's a project I'm doing for... 55 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,200 I'm writing a letter to my girlfriend. 56 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,400 Oh, wow. You write letters to each other? 57 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,120 Yes. Well, no. I'm trying. 58 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,320 That's cool. 59 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,760 -Really? -Yes, it's sweet. 60 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,000 -Girls love it. -You sure? 61 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,840 -Okay. -Points. 62 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,120 I love that Joubert is such a cool boyfriend. It's great. 63 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,160 I mean, I hope to meet her one day so I can tell her how lucky she is. 64 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,800 But she probably knows. 65 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,560 And if she doesn't, I'll tell her. 66 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,520 It's a valid reason for this guy. 67 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,040 I don't know how people do it. 68 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,440 I'll save it for the birth of my child. 69 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,800 Here we are. 70 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,440 Men. 71 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,760 Kayle, I owe you an apology. 72 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,480 I never thought you were a man, but after these... 73 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,640 signs of brutality and testosterone. 74 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,320 This totally changes what I think of you. 75 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,440 Totally, my friend. 76 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,160 My friend. 77 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,120 -Okay, so... -My friend? 78 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,480 Tell me everything. Blow by blow. How did it go down? 79 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,400 I was at the bottle store, obviously, 80 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,000 buying booze for my brother and me for the weekend. 81 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,120 I mean, you know Leroy. 82 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,040 -He must slow down. -He's built differently. 83 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,840 -He is. -And I was also there... 84 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,160 buying drinks for my friend's gender-reveal party. 85 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,240 Yeah, it was actually his gender-reveal party for his friend 86 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,720 because they're still wondering. 87 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,720 No, no, they don't. 88 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,560 Anyway, there was one bottle of brandy, 89 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,160 -and we both wanted it and-- -Whoa, you drink brandy? 90 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,200 Who is this Kayle? 91 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,560 And then I said, "Okay, I'll fight you for it." 92 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,120 So we fought and I beat him up. 93 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,280 Well, I hit him as well. 94 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,040 -Yes, he did. -No, well... 95 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,800 the poor guy thought he did 96 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,600 because he was still dazed from the first hit. 97 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,040 But what happened was, I hit him so hard 98 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,320 and his face is so soft 99 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,560 that my fist bounced off his face and into mine. 100 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,520 No, that's... 101 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,320 That's weird. 102 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,080 I mean, it's difficult to lie to someone 103 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,600 when your lying partner won't let you partake in the lie. 104 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,200 It's inconceivable that we'd draw in a fight. 105 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,800 And we're not partners. I'm not a lesbian. 106 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,600 Look, we... 107 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,440 We fought and it was bloody, but it was fair. 108 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,520 At the end, we shook hands 109 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,320 and then we agreed 110 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,320 that we're both as manly as each other. 111 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,280 -I don't remember that. -And... 112 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,200 we decided there couldn't be a winner. 113 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,800 -That's what happened. -I don't remember. 114 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,280 However, I do remember 115 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,360 that you called your mom and cried like a girl. 116 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,440 No... actually that's a lie because my mother never answers my calls 117 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,200 -unless I send her a calendar invite. -I've never lied in my life. 118 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,960 -I swear on your life. -You just lied. 119 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,440 -I swear on your life. -Guys, guys, guys! 120 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,520 This doesn't seem to be resolved. 121 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,600 This sounds like a draw. 122 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,920 What now? 123 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,160 Barney! 124 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,280 -Who's fighting? -You guys. 125 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,000 This obviously ended in a draw. There has to be a winner. 126 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,680 -Okay. -Come on. 127 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,400 Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney! 128 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,560 Ouch! 129 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,560 Men. 130 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,040 Look, if you win, it's great. 131 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,280 And if you lose, you can still hold your head high. 132 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,000 But if you draw... 133 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,920 It's like kissing your sister. 134 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,520 Or your cousin, if you don't have a sister. 135 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,400 And that's not nice. 136 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,160 They always snitch. 137 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,560 It's the Bokke against the Roses again. 138 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,120 It's the third Anglo Boer war 139 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,040 here in the concentration camp of Klerksdorp! 140 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,600 Okay, guys. 141 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,040 Keep it clean, no jewellery, no biting. 142 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,120 -We don't have to. We can tell him. -Shut up, Kayle. 143 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,920 Kayle, I don't want to do this, bud, 144 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,120 but it's happening. 145 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,960 Do your best, and I'll try not to kill you. 146 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,280 -Let the fists do the talking! -Okay, okay, okay! 147 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,920 -You want to see Kayle angry? -Yes. 148 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,400 -Go. -I'm getting really angry now! 149 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,800 -I'm going to hit you! -Wind him up. 150 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,600 With my fist! 151 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,360 -That's it! We didn't fight! -What? 152 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,480 -We didn't fight. -No! 153 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,880 No, just stop it now! 154 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,680 We had a deal, Kayle. 155 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,440 -You didn't fight? -No. 156 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,720 We... 157 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,000 You guys lied to me. 158 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,160 -Kayle, you don't drink brandy? -No. 159 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,000 It burns my throat. 160 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,680 You didn't hit him so hard that your fist bounced back? 161 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,800 No, but it has happened before. 162 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,200 So who did you fight? 163 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,680 -Some other guy. -One guy? 164 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,400 Who? 165 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,000 -Andre. -Andre? 166 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,960 The mechanic? 167 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,080 Yes, but Flip, you don't understand. He's built differently. 168 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,920 He... Flippa, don't. 169 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,080 -No, no, no. -Flippa. 170 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,800 You don't touch my people and get away with it. 171 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,800 -Flippa, you're making a mistake. -Tjaart, sit! 172 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,800 Andre! 173 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,080 Jeez. 174 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,360 What? 175 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,680 Oh. 176 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,880 Did you hit my men? 177 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,040 Yes! 178 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,320 Why? 179 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,040 I felt like it! 180 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,400 Well, screw you, princess! 181 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,280 You. Me. Tomorrow. Here! 182 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,640 One on one! 183 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,920 What time? Five o'clock! 184 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,600 Flip, make it five past. You have to pack up. 185 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,640 Five past five. I have to pack up! 186 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,640 Okay, I can move some things! 187 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,880 You touch one of my people, you release the dog inside me! 188 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,600 Okay, thank you! 189 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,680 What the hell have you done? 190 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,600 I'm going to fight for your honour. For everyone's. 191 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,800 Flip, you know he's an MMA fighter, right? 192 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,880 What? 193 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,040 Yeah, well, what I liked about Flip is that he went down a hero. 194 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,280 And he died proving that he was a man. 195 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,880 Oh, sorry. I'm giving you interview footage for tomorrow 196 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,640 because he is dead. 197 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,720 Oh, he is totally dead. 198 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,480 Tjaart, I'm so sorry I broke our secret pact. 199 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,960 It's just, I couldn't get beaten up again. 200 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,440 Look... 201 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,240 you might not know this about me, okay, 202 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,000 but... 203 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,520 I'm not a fighter. 204 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,480 Yeah. 205 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,920 I'm much more of a lover. 206 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,680 Yeah, I mean that in both senses of the word. 207 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,120 Pleasing women and platonic friendships. 208 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,480 So, now that you and I have this secret bond, 209 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,840 I want you to know that I will always be your good friend. 210 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,160 Thanks, Kayle. 211 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,320 You're on the blood list. 212 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,280 Is that like blood-brothers? 213 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,880 Yeah, something like that. 214 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,960 Nope. 215 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,760 We can later. 216 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,640 My blood list is a list of people who have done me wrong in any way. 217 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,120 So I donate blood every month on the condition 218 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,720 that no one on my blood list gets my blood. 219 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,880 I'm O-negative so my blood works for anyone. 220 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,080 That's... what you call revenge, bud. 221 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,200 Psst! Joubert. 222 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,360 I have an idea for your letter. 223 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,880 What? 224 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,160 It might be silly, but it should smell like you. 225 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,800 You should rub your cologne or something on it. 226 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,880 -Okay. -She'll love it. 227 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,840 How do you do that? 228 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,720 Okay, well, you take the letter and just rub it on. 229 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,840 -Okay. -Like where you spray your cologne. 230 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,480 Whoa. 231 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,520 -Wow. Okay. -Yes, do it. 232 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,800 That's flippen cool. 233 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,040 -Okay, thanks. -Do it. 234 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,800 Emma is... 235 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,280 She's the ultimate... 236 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,040 wingman. 237 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,280 Wing woman. Wing... 238 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,360 Wing lady. 239 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,440 Uh, Flip. 240 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,360 Yes? 241 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,880 -Are you okay? -Yes. 242 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,960 Are you hiding? 243 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,720 No. 244 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,880 Is it about your fight today? 245 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,200 I'm focusing on my fight. 246 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,000 Are you a bit nervous? 247 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,880 Nervous that I'll kill him. 248 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:05,360 Flip, you know it's okay if you want to change your mind. 249 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,400 I'm a man, Emma. 250 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,480 I don't change my mind. 251 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,920 Okay. 252 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,200 Emma, Emma. 253 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,680 Have you ever been in a fight? 254 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,760 A guy tried to steal my purse outside Bourbons in Potch, 255 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,560 but I just pepper-sprayed him. 256 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,920 That's not a fair fight. 257 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,240 You know what? 258 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,600 I get scared when the dog in me comes out. 259 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,720 I mean, there's a chance that I rip his head off. 260 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,440 I wouldn't know. I've never been in a fight. 261 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,280 There's a chance. 262 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,800 Flippa, how's it going here, bud? 263 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,200 Why did you drag me into this? 264 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,560 Ouch! 265 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,040 -Out! -Flip, we have a plan. 266 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,400 Okay, come in, come in. 267 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,480 Go on, sit, sit. 268 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,360 Okay, talk to me. 269 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,760 Okay. 270 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,840 There are three hospitals in Klerksdorp. 271 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,960 We've figured out the fastest route to each one. 272 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,480 Life Haven specialises in severe head trauma. 273 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,200 I already have them on speed dial. 274 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,920 You think I'm going to lose. 275 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,360 -Yeah, 1 000%. -Yes. 276 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,120 I mean, I didn't see him hit me, 277 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,280 but when I felt it, he'd already hit me again. 278 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,520 Bud, he hit me so hard I didn't know where I parked my car. 279 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,640 True story. I've been driving him around ever since. 280 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,680 Okay, I-- 281 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,360 I want you to be honest with me. 282 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,280 Was it a mistake to challenge Andre? 283 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,680 -Yeah. -Yes. Massive mistake. 284 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,400 Possibly the biggest mistake of your life. 285 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,800 I mean, he beat me up while he had Tjaart in a headlock. 286 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,840 With you, he's gonna have both hands. 287 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,320 And you're a bigger target, bud. He won't miss. 288 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,920 -I am a bigger target. -Yeah. 289 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,120 And this was still gentle. This was his two-out-of-ten. 290 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,760 I heard he hit a guy so hard, 291 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,760 his nose bone went through his brain and out the back of his head. 292 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,440 -Was that his ten-out-of-ten? -I'd say so, yes. 293 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,800 Flippa, are you going to hurl? 294 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,600 Swallow, swallow. Head back. 295 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,960 -No. -You're going to make Kayle hurl. 296 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,840 -Flippa? -Is he a Christian? 297 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,920 That's the thing. He is, but he's an old-testament Christian. 298 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,280 Violence. 299 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,840 Violence. War. 300 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,960 Those are his two favourite things. 301 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,680 What makes him so good is that he... 302 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,240 He can beat you 303 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,440 to the brink of death, 304 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,240 -but you're not quite dead. -I know. 305 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,200 Flip, it's time. 306 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,480 Are you sure? 307 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,040 Isn't your watch a bit fast? 308 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,280 No, Flip. Come on, Andre doesn't like to wait. 309 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,960 You don't want to upset him further. 310 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,360 Attention, everyone. 311 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,480 As you know, I challenged Andre, the MMA fighter, 312 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,360 to a fight for your honour. 313 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,720 He beat up two of our own, so... 314 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,320 I need to teach him a lesson. 315 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,880 He's a coward who should've used his words instead of his fists. 316 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,360 But sir, you said a real man talks with his fists. 317 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,920 Miems, your ears are 80 years old. 318 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,400 -I didn't say that. -Yes, you did say that. 319 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,800 What I meant... 320 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,000 was to speak your mind. 321 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,120 -So... -Are you going to flake? 322 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,040 I'm not an ice-cream, Q. I'm a man. 323 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,240 And as a man, 324 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,720 I don't have to prove anything to anyone by fighting. 325 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,920 He's flaking. 326 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,920 Flip, you can't flake. He's a mechanic. 327 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,040 He'll tell all the mechanics. You'll never get your car serviced. 328 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,640 I'm not flaking. 329 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,800 Of course not. 330 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,320 I'm going to defend DPM's honour. 331 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,240 And... 332 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,440 I'm inviting anyone to defend that honour with me. 333 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,240 Anyone? 334 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,480 Joubert, 335 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,440 will you fight next to me? 336 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,640 You told him it was a one-on-one. 337 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,240 We also said it was a one-on-one and he beat us both up at once. 338 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,080 He's huge. Did you see him? 339 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,520 Q, umshini wami, right? 340 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,120 -You want to shini with me, big guy? -Nah, I'm cool, man. 341 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,560 Gavin, 342 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,040 bring some of that infamous Indian courage. 343 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,520 I have a family. 344 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,840 I also want a family! 345 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,200 I don't want to die before I meet them. 346 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,760 Emma. 347 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,880 I'll distract him and you hit him with your handbag. 348 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,880 Not? Okay. Joanne, seduce him. That's what you do. 349 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,440 I'll fight with you, sir. 350 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,720 He won't hit an old woman. 351 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,680 No, no, he will. He's an animal. 352 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,080 You'll disintegrate like a cloud of dust. 353 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,960 No one then? 354 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,520 I can't fight with a concussion. I already speak slowly. 355 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,160 Okay. 356 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,520 Last chance. 357 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,840 Three, 358 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,440 two, 359 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,760 one and a half, 360 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,600 one, zero. 361 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,280 Emma. 362 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,720 I want to see my PA. 363 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,160 Bring your handbag for a... 364 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,840 It's a bit hot. 365 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,200 Fifty bucks says he doesn't come out of that office. 366 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,000 Shut up, Kayle. 367 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,120 No, I can't look. 368 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,400 Let's dance, pappa. 369 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,040 Shit! 370 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,160 Bitch! 371 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,800 Well, he's down. 372 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,240 Flip! 373 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,280 -Tell all your friends! -Flip, Flip! 374 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,520 Flip! 375 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,200 Come on, come on. 376 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,680 Yes, come. 377 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,000 Come on. 378 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,760 Thanks, Jabu. I'll let you know if I go out again. 379 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,360 There's a famous guy you might've heard of. 380 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,040 His name was David. 381 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,760 He didn't have a surname. 382 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,040 And one day, 383 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,440 there was a big guy who wanted to bully him. 384 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,560 Goliath. 385 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,200 Also no surname. 386 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,880 And David knew that Goliath could crush his head with his hands. 387 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,360 Did he stand back? 388 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,320 No. 389 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,600 Did he fight fair? 390 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,240 Also no. 391 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,640 He threw a rock at him and knocked him out. 392 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,560 And then he married a bunch of women. 393 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,120 I'd settle for one. 394 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,360 Hey, is this too much? 395 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,240 No, this is good. It's literally perfect. 396 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,640 -Are you sure? -Yes, yes. 397 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,920 Okay. 398 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,720 Tjaart. 399 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,520 Come in! 400 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,200 Flippa. 401 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,400 Gents. 402 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,520 Just between us. Did you see him fall? 403 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,160 Yeah, we did. 404 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,680 -Yes. -He went down, I didn't. 405 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,720 When I walked out and saw his eyes, it was... 406 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,360 my dog saw his dog, 407 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,920 -and these two dogs-- -Flip, he's in a coma. 408 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,000 What? 409 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,720 In the hospital. 410 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,920 I have good news and a bit of bad news. 411 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,960 The good news is... 412 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,080 our lives aren't in danger anymore. 413 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,360 Andre has been sorted out. 414 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,800 That's a relief, sir. 415 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,120 It is. 416 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,440 But it brings me to the bad news. 417 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,440 Oh, okay. 418 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,640 People, last night at around 18h00, 419 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,960 Andre was in a serious car accident on his way home from work. 420 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,640 He's currently in a critical condition in hospital, 421 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,400 and he's chilling in a coma. 422 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,360 -What? -It's heartbreaking for his family. 423 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,880 He also lost both his legs. 424 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,440 -What? -Oh, no. 425 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,320 I wasn't aware of that detail. 426 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,800 It's tragic, 427 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,920 but the streets are safer. 428 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,640 Flip, do you think he crashed his car because he couldn't see? 429 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,760 Okay, I don't know how that's relevant. 430 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,240 You pepper sprayed him in the eyes. 431 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,760 There's definitely a chain of events that points towards you. 432 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,640 -Shut up, Kayle. -Flip, did you kill Andre? 433 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,400 No, he's not dead. 434 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,800 He's in a coma doing what he loves... 435 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,120 fighting... for his life. 436 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,760 He's far from dead. 437 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,280 The driver of the other car is dead. 438 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,760 Oh, wow. 439 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,040 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 440 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,440 That's important information, Tjarra. 441 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,400 We'll make up a gift box for Andre. 442 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,160 -I'll make muffins, sir. -Thank you, Auntie Miems. 443 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,360 Can you organise that crowd-funding website thing 444 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,200 then we can get him some plastic legs. 445 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,800 Yes, I'm sure I can. 446 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,200 Some beer, biltong-- 447 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,520 We can send him loads of polony. 448 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,600 We don't want to make him angry again, no. 449 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,280 Don't kick a man when he's down. 450 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,880 People must know that DPM might be rough, 451 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,440 but we care. 452 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,280 I think there's a nice lesson to this story. 453 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,400 And that is... 454 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,840 just be nice. 455 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,360 I mean, if everyone's nice to each other, 456 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,040 no one will get punched in the face. 457 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,280 No one will be alone. 458 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,880 Life rewards nice people. 459 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,440 -Nice people do nice things. -Joubert! 460 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,480 -So... -Your jacket. 461 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,640 -Yes. -Thanks. 462 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,880 Just be nice to everyone. 463 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,160 Or you might wake up one morning 464 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,480 and wonder why your legs don't work anymore. 465 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,680 Yes, Corné, it's Tjaart. 466 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,360 There's a guy with you in hospital named Andre. 467 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,640 Yes, I know he's on my blood list, 468 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,960 but give him some if he needs it, okay? 469 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,960 Okay, thanks. 470 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,080 Cheers, bye. 471 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,160 Tjaart Ferreira, you're getting soft.